I am 1/2 English Bull Terrier & 1/2 Lutcher ... speed & power ..... Grrrr baby very Grrrrrrrr. Did you shit yourself just a bit.

Anyway I can't say to much cause they will be monitoring this site so you ain't seen me right ! ... I am touching my nose with my paw.

My Life

I live in 1/2 a house on the side of a hill somewhere don't ask me where i am a dog. Its proper off the hook though i like it a lot. The man human that says fuck quite a lot at this thing he spends most of his time looking at but sometimes he says Proper Bo & weeooh weeeooh, I don't know what that means. The lady human is great she feeds me walks me & looks after me & hardly says fuck at all. The only thing she does I don't like is she takes me to the house of pain . Dogs go in there & they don't come out ... I need to sit down.

My Favourite Things To Do

I love walking running & walking & running & being chased around the garden by the inferior humans who cannot catch me. I do like a big furry tennis ball to chase I got loads. My brother Crippler sometimes plays with me & he's good. He can catch me & tug the string thing & ball & we have a right old laugh when the human types are in watching the shiny bright noisy sod machine in the corner.

A link to my brothers site is on this page but in case it don't work copy & paste this http://www.cripplerdog.co.uk

Some of My Favourite People

Where do i begin. Well apart from the man & lady human i have lots of other friends that come & see me i got big Steve .. he's got staffies & Glen he's got a Labrador called Harry. Jamie & Jack come & see me now & again & a lady called Jayne .. i am sure i stayed with her when i was young & she lives with my sister & crippler's other sister. She also has a mad English called Stella, if you look on the friends & family page you can see some pics.

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Last reviewed 06th July 2006

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